The Bloated Interlocutor

Success

It's an attitude not a platitude.

Dickens Faire? No, chicken Stare!

The internet is comforting because

Someone has had your problem before. And you can google it. 

Unknown Armies quote

"I am an upstanding member of the community, even if I am invisible"

Poop is True

Feeling Texture Intensely

Maybe should be "seeing texture intensely"

First hit on Google

You know you've arrived bitches.

I Eat Garbage and Shit Culture

you need me

My new slogan

I eat garbage and shit Culture

Paradigm Shift

From thinking about myself to thinking about others. Putting myself in their place.

This happens sometimes.