The internet is comforting because

Someone has had your problem before. And you can google it. 

Unknown Armies quote

"I am an upstanding member of the community, even if I am invisible"

Poop is True

Feeling Texture Intensely

Maybe should be "seeing texture intensely"

First hit on Google

You know you've arrived bitches.

I Eat Garbage and Shit Culture

you need me

My new slogan

I eat garbage and shit Culture

Paradigm Shift

From thinking about myself to thinking about others. Putting myself in their place.

This happens sometimes.

A placeholder for something cool

Please put something cool here

You're a generic gore Boolean. -Jasper

Milo- " I am a robot baby"

In robotic voice.

DamnedO Hellrisian

What is the name of your porn folder? The one on your computer. 

Evulva

Game art idea -puzzle game

Make the cakes different from each other. So as to increase their delicious ness quotient . 

Some sort of randomizer for the texture. While still keeping the base color.

telling it like it is

Sometimes productivity just means "I crapped out some work"

A lackluster spanakopita

Do a printscreen offa YouTube.

What if you had infinite clay?

Res-cube!

Vampire Cyborg Dracular!!

Tur-Pho-ken

A turkey stuffed with soup 

I know how you'd do this! You'd use a vesi! Like a haggis, filled with soup!

No one is that Italian

Blog

I set that thing for two minutes about... 2 minutes ago.

The Kill Your Clothes videogame

Milo just came up with this.

No one can poop all day"-George said this.