Your desires are communicated via beams of light

A form-fitting, hand-controlled, twenty-first century navigator, this device manipulates the Internet?s visual data field as the user moves through three- dimension cyberspace with the ease of air typing. Your desires are communicated via beams of light as optical reflectance ushers in a new era in human interface.

MEMEHOSE pt.1

"it's essential that these things be as close to free as possible"

last one was a winter recipe, season's changed, here's a summer recipe

leftover coffee from this morning (should be strong (concentrated (not concatenated)))

milk (about half the cup)

sugar (i like it a little sweeter when it's iced)

ice

you may have to stir it more to break up the sugar because it's cold


"Next time on 'Stoned Living'..."

I don't like byunbi [constipation]
I like kwaebyun [opposite of constipation]

When the sun shines, I run to the bathroom
The things I ate yesterday leave my body
Did you eat a chamwai [Korean pear]? Check! Matdongsan! [Korean snack]
Did you eat a watermelon? Check! Chocolate-chip cookie!
Did you have some milk? Check! Joripong! [Korean snack]

I don't like byunbi [constipation]
I like kwaebyun [opposite of constipation]

Good good, today I want to make
Pretty-shaped poo
Put some force into it! Check! Peanut!
Shake your hips! Check! Koolkwabaegi! [Korean snack]
Go round and round! Check! Onion ring!

Today too, be strong and push it out and excrete!

[End credit:] Until the day when everybody can start the morning with a kwaebyun [opposite of constipation] ...

this means a lot to me we heard that you wanted some V_alium . meadowsweet

All of life seems composed of poetry.

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Chicken Pickle!

it's the next big thing. You heard it here first.

new foods are good

While it might be disconcerting to some Americans to have bits of spine floating in your soup, i can assure you it is very tasty.

your presence has become a hindrance to my master's bloody scheme

Time Compression/Expansion (an option in ProTools)

i find the time compression effect to be useful sometimes. Sometimes like when you have a lot of work to do. i find it relaxes me and allows me the time to concentrate. Like now.

You always assume that the feelings that you're having right now are your 'real' feelings and any contradictory feelings you have had in the past were a delusion. Somehow 'not real.'